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lundi 17 septembre 2012

Friends of mine... THE RIFLES. Very talented! My mood tonight:


Winter calls when I'm alone and at the end of the day
Like any fool who'd been the owner to a pretty face
Now time it separates us to a different place
I'd be alright if I could only stop thinking

And if I'm happy cause you say you are I'd be lying
And if I said I was a man that don't need anyone at all
Then I know I was wrong

So don't leave me out in the cold
Foolishly shaking my bones
If you don't want my heart let me know
I get lonely when winter calls

Winter calls the start of june until the end of May
Cause any rule I've ever had I've always had to break
I find I sit around trying to compensate
I feel alright at times but only when I'm drinking

And if I'm happy cause you say you are I'd be lying
And if I said I was a man that don't need anyone at all
Then I know I was wrong

So don't leave me out in the cold
Foolishly shaking my bones
If you don't want my heart let me know
I get lonely when winter calls

And yes it hurts to know that I am not your obligation
But I don't want to spend a lifetime waiting...

And if I'm happy cause you say you are I'd be lying
And every time I close my eyes I'm hearing warning sirens
The thought of you in someone else's arms and I feel violent
And if I said I was a man then maybe I was fool...


There she goes swinging down the high street, yeah hair cut short ...


Alteau plays the 'Evil Mastermind' in a music video for the excellent British Mod band DC FONTANA .


A great tune called 'Abbesses' by The DC Fontana.
very French 'Nouvelle Vague' style music video.

Great guys and band, I was very honoured to be part of this adventure alongside with my good friend the burlesque dancer Mimi De Montmartre.
Good times!
Pay them a visit:
http://www.dcfontana.com/

Alteau in the newspaper! (Don't worry, it's not for a bank robbery or somethin' dodgy!)

http://www.republicain-lorrain.fr/moselle/2012/08/26/la-vie-de-reve-d-alain-alteau

VDM (Vie De Merde) 'Les Profs' en librairie depuis le 1er Septembre (si si!).



"Le Gros Livre Des Blagues" dans toutes les bonnes librairies depuis le 1er Avril 2012 (si si!).

                                           Official website:http://groslivredesblagues.com/